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Joke of the Day

"Poor Luigi when his parents were all, ""This is Mario, we also call him 'Super Mario'. And this Luigi, we also call him 'Player 2'."

"Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire."

"Which is the most religious vegetable? The Pope-tato"

"While at our wedding, I pointed out to my wife-to-be... that her her veil wasn't nearly opaque enough. She responded by discreetly implying she would hit me. It was a thinly-veiled threat."

"What was Confucius' favorite comfort food? Macaroni and Qi."

"What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife? She went to the battered women's shelter"

"What's the hardest part of telling your parents that you're gay? getting up their front stairs in your rollerblades"

"What do you call a gay chemist? Homogeneous."

"Surgeon: I'm unable to perform this surgery. I've only got 10,000 spoons, when all I need is a knife."