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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?"
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"Hello? Is the Communist Party here? Delete my subscription. I just won the lottery."
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"A woman walks into a bar. She asks the bartender for a double entendre, and the bartender gives it to her."
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