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Joke of the Day

"Pinocchio was going down on his GF, she started yelling lie to me, lie to me. Pinocchio:"" i love you""!"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"

"I'm not gay, but 20 is still 20."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday Mist."

"Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife's can shorten it."

"60% of all secretaries can type... The other 40% are huntn' peckers."

"Two people were debating first man : Polish are inherently stupid people on earth second man: that's not true first man : prove it second man : let's ask a Sardar."

"Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I've gotta go find my clothes."

"Heard this on NPR- Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off? He's all right though."

"Mr Monster: Oi hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands."