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Joke of the Day

"An Islamic person and a Christian person are arguing theology, and one says to the other ""let's be reasonable"". Ba doom' chaaa."

"What is the worst thing a Jewish father can buy for his daughter? An easy bake oven!"

"Police Chief: There has been a car hi on Seventh Street Police Officer: Don't you mean a hijack? Chief: No, he had an iPhone 7"

"Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !"

"Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired? He took one too many whisks."

"Raise the bar ..? Like, go and drink upstairs ..?"

"My dad wanted me to play soccer So I kicked him in the crotch. He asked, ""Why did you do that?"" I replied,""That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right? Kick balls?"""

"What do you call a bear without teeth? You call that fellah a gummy bear."

"Where did little Sarah go after the bombings? Everywhere"

"Made the decision that I'm done having kids. Yet every morning I wake up and there they are asking me for breakfast."