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Joke of the Day
"What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common? No Self Esteem!"
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"Why do software developers make the best relationship partners? because they're not afraid of committing."
"Thought I saw a walking burrito but it was just a pug in a raincoat."
"Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet"
"What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? An Epikorean."
"boy: you have really pretty eyes... me: *suspicious* thank you...??? boy: *leans in slowly* me: NO!!!! You cant have them!!!!!"
"I got an empty fortune cookie the other day. It was unfortunate."
"Two blondes are sitting on a park bench Suddenly one sniffs the air and exclaims, ""I smell a cock!"" ""Sorry,"" says the other. ""I farted."""
"Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !"
"Why are the noses of Jewish people so big? Because air is free."