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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ? They always leave a piece of themselves behind."

"my whole right leg fell asleep and my left leg is drawing dicks all over it wtf"

"What is Jamaica's favorite TV series? The Walking Dread"

"Started a karate club for people who don't know karate we just do moves we see in movies lemme know if you're interested old ppl are welcome"

"Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel."

"Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye I didn't cry I didn't sigh I thank god cows can't fly"

"I have a rather unique talent. You can give me any girl's name and I know a song for that name. Try me!"

"Why was the energizer bunny arrested? He got a battery charge."

"Someone on the New England Patriots is getting fired Whoever forgot to deflate the 12th ball"

"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !"