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"How do you make a hormone Stamp on her foot"
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"What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea? Help! I'm melting!"
"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."
"They say being gay isn't a choice but i *chose* to blow those dudes"
"Your so poor I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette and your mom said ""Who turned of the lights""."
"How do you confuse a gay person? Seven"
"If I was Phil Collins I'd rub my belly after every meal and say 'I'm Full Collins', then insist everyone either laughed or left my house."
"Two elephants are in a bathtub..... One says to the other, ""pass the soap"". The other elephant promptly responds, ""no soap, radio!"""
"If a redneck was a pie, what flavour would it be? Pump-kin."
"What is the best ""white people"" joke you know (possibly NSFW) I can't recall ever hearing any white people jokes. Anyone have any?"