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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Thailand has a military? It does a good job of separating the ladyboys from the ladymen."

"The other day I sold someone a stale fish, next day he came to my store and said ""you selfish"" and left... now I am not sure if I should have replied ""yes"" or ""sorry""."

"Why Did Hitler kill himself? He was told about his gas bill"

"Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn't mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest."

"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field"

"Legal tip for men: if you get a free t shirt at a bar, you're not required to keep it forever, like they can't arrest you if u throw it out."

"From my 8yo daughter: What do you call a boat made out of corn? A: A tortilla ship!"

"If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - ""Fast10 - Your Seatbelt"" in memory of Paul Walker."

"What did Frank say when he dropped his last slice of Pizza Hut in the toilet? ""Pizza shit"""

"My girlfriends father wouldn't let us sleep together when I stayed over at her house Which is a shame because he's very attractive."