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Joke of the Day
"Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle? It could be your bicycle!"
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"Apologies to Rudyard Kipling but . . . If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs. . . . maybe you don't understand the gravity of the situation."
"A man and a boy were walking in the woods... A man and a boy were walking in the woods. The little boy says ""I'm scared,"" and the man replies ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."""
"What did the porn star wear to court? Birthday suit"
"How do you kill a blonde? There are three ways; -put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool -a mirror at the bottom of a pool -or put a condom on the top of a flag pole"
"What's the best part about sex with a pregnant woman? Getting head at the same time."
"My wife's always walking into things and getting hurt. Today it was our bedroom while I was fucking her sister."
"For those of you who are a fan of Pokemon How do you get a Charizard on a bus? You pokemon!"
"So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne"
"I really thought Monica Lewinsky should be on a dollar.. but she's already had her face on a Bill."