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Joke of the Day

"How does Michael Jackson Beat It? With the Jackson Five"

"Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? A: Bob."

"I hate when I'm driving and I see people text and drive. It makes me want to throw my beer can at them."

"Why are vegetarians good in giving head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"

"Up dawg A man sees a long lost friend he says... 'Up dawg' 'What that?' 'What's what?' 'What's up dawg?' 'Nothing much hbu' '...? Oh hahahahahaha '"

"Just found out men don't need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do."

"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who went to the theater the other day? He stole the show!"

"My work fired me for only losing a kilo! It sure is tough working for the International Bureau Of Weights And Measures..."

"Piers Morgan has taken a very strong stance against guns, and who can blame him? If you had a gun, you'd shoot him too."

"Artists can often be compared to a parabola After they compose, they decompose."