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Joke of the Day

"Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident."

"If life gives you lemons... Make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic"

"Who is the best player on the Texans? Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS? Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS?**"

"The funniest thing about being sober is someday finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto."

"Whats the difference between a bdsm slavegirl, and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking if you slap it."

"""I enjoy working with a hammer, but I don't want a blue collar job."" - Everyone who eventually becomes a judge."

"Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."

"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? **An American.**"

"Of course there's a financial crisis in Greece. How much yogurt could they possibly sell."

"Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !"