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Joke of the Day

"It gets cold in Alaska during the winter. Juneau what I mean?"

"I can never remember whether or not I'm supposed to mess with Texas."

"What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer? Good Mornin'!"

"Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo? They only had two cars."

"If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode Just head to the nearest Samsung store."

"""It's now or nev"" ME: Never. I choose never."

"What did the gay Mexican dentist ask his boyfriend for? Oral, B."

"Somewhere in another dimension there is a Lingerie store called Victoria Secretes where all the panties already come with discharge on them"

"What does priest stand for Paedophile representative in every small town"

"I have been feeling down on my karma lately.. so I bought a horse and named her Karma. Upvotes for me and Karma-horse."