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Joke of the Day
"""To serve and protect."""
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"Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it."
"How much time did you spend on your hair before you took a selfie of your boobs?"
"What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller? A Ferris Wheel."
"What is Jeb Bush's campaign slogan? Third time's the charm"
"Why did Luke want to become a jedi so badly? He wanted to get Yoda off his back."
"Where do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."
"My lawyer friend loves board games... ...but he has been sad lately, ever since he started that Risk-free 30-day trial."
"My girlfriend's been at a baby shower for like 3 hours. That baby's gotta be so fucking clean by now. Girls are weird."
"What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen? Carlos"