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Joke of the Day
"today I went for a run & a homeless guy was like WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM & I was like EVERYTHING"
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"[Confession] ""I killed a man"" ""Wait what"" ""Lol had to get that off my chest, now why did you come in today, my son?"""
"The name's Case... Justin Case."
"If I hear people screaming, I always go check on them. Not because I'm nosy or some kind of hero. There might be ice cream."
"What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff? They are hiring."
"Top 3 screwdrivers: 1. Tool for turning screws 2. Vodka and orange juice 3. Method of Uber payment"
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"people are like ""pokemon is basically dogfighting"" but tbh if a dog with ice powers fought a ghost dog I would probably peek over that fence"
"Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!"
"We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works."