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Joke of the Day

"One of my favourites Women's rights."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender asks ""Do you want a drink?"" Descartes says ""I think not,"" and *poof*. He's gone."

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? ... They're really good at it."

"Sometimes I really miss you (my ex)... Then I remember I have a hand and the internet."

"What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? A cannibull..ha..ha..?"

"Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !"

"Mexican jokes and Black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"

"Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99"

"Joakim noah injury It is a shame what happened to him, the amount of injuries this NBA season is to damn high! Edit: was informed his face was always like that."

"I'm not saying it is your fault, I said I'm blaming you."