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Joke of the Day
"What ever happened to Windows 9? Windows 7 8 9."
Next Joke
"Pretty good one liner ___________."
"I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?"
"Community college"
"I was casually playing while my teammate wrote ""I fucked your mom last night"" I replied ""no you didn't"" Then my dad ran into my room and told me that he indeed did."
"Visiting dad on his death bed... [Visiting father on death bed] ""Dad, I'm sorry for the pain I caused you. "" *Dad struggling to talk* ""Hi sorry for the pain I caused you, I'm Dad."""
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I was wearing the wrong socks."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base 3"
"Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word."
"any drug is a gateway drug if you do it while standing in a gateway"