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Joke of the Day
"Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
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"Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?"
"The Art of Camouflage by Ruff Buttsex."
"What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes? Re-morse code"
"My wife has been missing for two days now. Police have told me to expect the worst. So I went to the charity shop to buy her clothes back."
"Hello? 911? Could you warn the Byzantine empire that Leo VI is going to die next year and they should appreciate him while they can?"
"What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms? Whatever you want"
"What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee? Decapitated"