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Joke of the Day

"Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian? Because he was in da Nile."

"Did you hear the rumor about the new save system for the ff7 remake? Cloud Saves"

"Girl, do you need an inhaler? 'Cuz I heard you got that ass mah."

"I like my women like I like my tea... ...white, weak and you can't tell if what you're drinking is piss or not."

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, ""First offender?"" She replied: ""No, first a Gibson, and then a Fender."""

"TURTLE: hey, you carry your house around too! HERMIT CRAB: i do. where'd you find yours? T: i was born with it HC: *scoff* ok princess"

"People who aren't funny get offended by jokes."

"What do you call a room full of psychics? A scam!"

"I'll never know if those cookies will give me super powers or not unless I eat some."

"Dear Adobe, In all the times I've been to the circus I've never seen an Acrobat Reading."