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Joke of the Day

"Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian? Because he was in da Nile."

"Little girl: ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both."""

"I just participated in a silent disco. Well, I got drunk at the morgue."

"What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common? Both ride bicycles and are on a mission."

"Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!"

"What is the tallest building in the entire world Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories."

"What did the Mod say to OP? [deleted]"

"The girl in front of me sped up so I did too. She started to run, just like me. Then she yelled for help, me too. I wonder what we fled from"

"""Eat my pussy, you salty whore!"" Said the chef working at a Chinese food restaurant to the prostitute who just spilled her salt on herself and was reluctant to eat the meal before her."

"They say that 1 out of a group of 5 guys is gay.... I'm really hoping it's Jake, because he's *super cute*."