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Joke of the Day
"My wife is a famous porn star. But she would be pissed if she ever found out."
Next Joke
"I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys ""talking on a phone?"""
"White lies Don't matter. But black lies matter."
"I also like my coffee like i like my slaves. Hand-picked from a third world country. ...I'll show myself out."
"How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery? Nun."
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse."
"A really drunk guy... A really drunk guy gets into a taxi and says ""Heeeyy cab guy, can I leave the pizza and the beer in the front seat?"" ""yeah no problem"" -BHLUAGHH-"
"Did you hear about the pillow factory that blew up last week? There was a big panic at first, but it's all settled down now."
"PENSIVE MAN: the most terrifying enemy we face is the fear within PERSON WHO NARROWLY SURVIVED A GRIZZLY ATTACK: or a bear"
"Husband - ""When I die, i'd like to die having sex."" Wife - ""At least we know it'll be quick"""