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Joke of the Day
"What sexual position guarantees the ugliest baby? Go ask your mother"
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"People always give up on me when I show them these words. See if you can get the opposite of each word: Always Staying From Take Me Down"
"Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy... Lives in the White House."
"What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites? A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P"
"If you visit a city, make sure you buy a T-shirt with that cities name on it so people know you went to that city."
"Soon every possible joke will be written on twitter and we will be forced to face our feelings."
"Ladies: If ""snuggling"" is so important to you, have the guy do that BEFORE you have sex. Trust me...... He'll snuggle and snuggle and snuggle..."
"It is unfair that girls mature faster than boys. Girls get their boobs at 13, and men get their boobs when they're in their 40's"
"COP: don't worry sir, we'll find your kids as soon as we can. ME: no hurry."
"So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses..."