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Joke of the Day

"Calling someone ""exotic looking"" is a polite way to say, ""I might be a little bit racist but I'd love to see you naked."""

"My brother can dish it out, but he can't take it. He since lost his job as a waiter."

"So if they were called the Mario Bros., that means Mario's last name was Mario?"

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a nymphomaniac with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"

"It must be 1929... Because my econ homework has me in a severe depression."

"Seriously considering telling the CDC I have Ebola, so they'll clean my house."

"Staring at large boobs makes you better at multi-tasking. It demonstrates you can concentrate on two things at once."

"Dress to impress A buddy wanted to improve his relationship with his mother-in-law by ordering her a nice dress from France. Unfortunately, she woke up while he was measuring her with a ruler.."

"My girlfriend is on her period... She calls me Dracula."