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Joke of the Day
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga..? POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!"
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"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this isn't going to be an ordinary blowjob!"""
"People are saying that the Kardashians think Khloe's new boyfriend doesn't love her. They think he's simply using her to be famous or as they put it, ""Welcome to the family."""
"What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates? God dogs"
"The Black Eyed Peas are to music what actual black-eyed peas are to music."
"Me: What do you want for breakfast? Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast?"
"Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and premature congratulations. Isn't it Hillaryous!"
"Knock knock Come in Sorry "
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his butt."
"I just put on sine trousers I haven't worn since a wedding in 2001. I found a Nokia 3210 in the pocket... It still had 2 bars of battery. *some trousers"