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Joke of the Day

"Calm down, white people expertly wielding chopsticks to eat pad thai."

"I have a Mexican friend from the United States... He said he was Juan of US."

"Why don't birds wear underwear? Because, their pecker is on their head."

"Thanks 'the news', but I get my political info from the Facebook posts of crazy relatives and people I haven't seen since high school."

"I had the biggest dick in 3rd grade which was pretty impressive Also probably the reason I got fired"

"I taught my maths class how to use a protractor, with varying degrees of success."

"Apparently just because your dad had a bunch of DUI's, the cops won't accept ""tradition"" as an excuse as to why you're driving drunk."

"Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike? Because that might be your bike"

"Why was the first computer never invited to dinner? It would just take a few bytes then run."

"What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do? Turn signals"