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Joke of the Day
"My wife had the best Mother's Day I didn't ask her for sex, not even once."
Next Joke
"I'm diabetic, and I can't eat sweets It'll cost me an arm and a leg. (It's ok for me to post this, cos I am actually a diabetic)"
"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy."
"How was copper wire invented? two Jews were fighting over a penny"
"Underwear... Because every present needs to be wrapped."
"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't."
"So a muslim guy walks into a bar.. Orders a drink, quietly enjoys it and then leaves. What? Were you expecting a more explosive punch line?"
"Can't decide whether to go to bed or to finish this Rubik's cube I started in 1988."
"*emerges from a large magic lamp,* it's me the Reasonable genie, please only wish for things like 'drive me to the airport'"
"Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? He logged a lot of hours."