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Joke of the Day
"I once let a blind guy touch my face and he thought I was Philip Seymour Hoffman"
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"You've really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways"
"The drag queens hairdo He calls it ""the Whitney"" It's black and dyed in the bath."
"2 penises went to watch a movie.. Penis 1: Is this an adult film? Penis 2: Why? Penis 1: Then we have to watch it standing up. P.S. - xD I'm sorry, this just came to me.."
"A recent study estimated that 8% of all Facebook accounts are fake... unless you count people's personalities, then that number jumps to 93%."
"The most unrealistic thing about The Walking Dead is that a couple who had a kid after 2000 would've named it Carl."
"A foolproof way to get a woman's phone number is to hit her car."
"I bought a cheese grater for my blind uncle. He said it was the most violent thing he ever read."
"Two girls and a cup walk into a bar They get shitfaced"
"What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!"