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Joke of the Day

"""Why Isn't The Media Covering This?"" the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media."

"How does a racist laugh? He sniggers."

"My doctor said no more drinking. so I froze my alcohol into cubes and ate them."

"How do three gay guys sit on a stool? Flip it upside down."

"When it gets cold in Ireland, we all sit round a candle. And when it gets REALLY cold, we light it."

"I was writing an essay when Keanu Reeves busted in and told me that there's a bomb on my computer and if my typing speed fell below 50 wpm, the whole laptop would explode."

"What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom."

"I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie."

"Drunk Welsh man walks into a bar A drunk welsh man walks into a bar. How many women are pregnant at the end of the night? None, but I wouldn't eat the lamb!"

"A guy asks imam at a mosque Guy: What's the Wi-Fi password? Imam: allahis12345"