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Joke of the Day

"I heard Florida rapper Rick Ross is making a cameo in the new dragon ball z movie Hes got that 8th ball."

"What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper? Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads ""Lindsay Lohan in jail"""

"Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist? Billable vowels."

"What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation? ALPACA BAG"

"Say what you will about human beings, but we did invent ice cream."

"Repeat after me.... I Pam sofa king read card Ted. Complements of my 6th grader."

"Everyday life can be hectic and stressful, but never forget what it's all about: doing the hokey pokey and turning yourself around."

"Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones."

"I've discovered the best way to get attention is to sit on the coffee table and meow loudly."

"So Aaron Hernandez is going to prison... He's going in a tight end, and coming out a wide receiver."