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Joke of the Day

"DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a"

"Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? Because he thought it was a delivery service."

"Lesbians favourite vegetable? Okra Edit: For the people who don't get it [Okra, also known as ladies' fingers](#s)"

"What kind of money does Mario use? 8-bitcoins"

"You've really gotta hand it to short people because we usually can't reach it anyway"

"[I just barely squeeze thru the elevator doors as they shut, however my chain wallet get caught, ripping my pants off as the elevator rises]"

"What do you call a woman of the night playing a trumpet? A prosti-toot"

"A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou"

"What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ? Barium"

"Riley can be a little girl's name, it's not always a dog's name. If someone says Riley's been sick don't bring up euthanasia right away."