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Joke of the Day

"If you think meeting your girlfriends parents is hard just remember? Someone is going to try to date Eminems daughter"

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"Want to hear a joke about my penis? Ahh forget it.. it it's too long. Woman replies: want to hear a joke about my vagina? Ahh never mind... you'll never get it."
"How do you spell ""Pringles"" in Spanish? Pringles"
"What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper? ""Lettuce, pray."""
"Note to future self: Tequila is a liar. You do not sound exactly like Axl Rose & the people at karaoke will not catch you if you stage dive"
"I invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"What's the most sensitive part of the body when masturbating? The ears"
"What do you call a blond woman who dyes her hair brown? Her name, you asshole."
"A teenage girl found out that she was pregnant. She thought to herself ""My mom's gonna kill me"". the newly formed embryo did the same."
"How is an NBA photographer like a Trump supporter? They both want to shoot black people."
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