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Joke of the Day

"Why are women such bad drivers? Because they are constantly lied to about what 8"" is."

"Just went down to get my driver's license renewed but this time I made sure I was drunk for the picture. Now if I ever get pulled over for drunk driving, they'll just think I'm spastic."

"How do you feed a skyscraper? ""Here comes the aeroplane!"""

"All panties aside, it's Friday."

"Today, I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that..."

"Want to hear a bird joke? Oops i forgot it. *Hawkward*."

"What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans? ""That's grounds for divorce!"""

"While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective defense against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?"

"My close friend lost much of his life savings due to his Galaxy S5 Fingerprint Scanner being hacked and when he told me the story it brought me to tears. I guess you could say it was pretty touching."

"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women"