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Joke of the Day

"FARMER: The storm destroyed half our crops TRUMP: Have you thought about taking the existing crops and just sort of combing them over th"

"How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little Boogie in it!"

"I've made a list of seven notes on how to get to the front page If you follow the first 6 it will get you a few hundred upvotes but with Note 7 it will blow up"

"My grandma had a lock installed on her medicine cabinet poor thing no one's ever going to visit her again"

"Why couldn't Joe get to home? He was a Mets fan."

"Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them! ARRRRGHHHH FUCK YOU POPSICLE STICK JOKE"

"My boss gave me a nice pat on the back the other day.. It made things a bit awkward on the shitter though."

"A local business in my town has an open carry discount. As in, you show them a gun to save money. Doesn't that discount apply everywhere?"

"An email from my parents: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama's a Muslim"

"What type of pants do Japanese people wear? Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)"