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Joke of the Day

"FARMER: The storm destroyed half our crops TRUMP: Have you thought about taking the existing crops and just sort of combing them over th"

"Nerdy/Geekyt Jokes"

"Hard to believe the American flag is truly patriotic when the American flag itself doesn't wear an American flag pin."

"Crime in multi-storey car parks. Wrong on so many levels."

"Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel? They say he was snowed in."

"Did you hear about the Polish suicide bomber? 42 successful missions"

"Did you know that Erwin Schrodinger's funeral was closed casket? He was buried (|Dead> + |Alive>) / sqrt(2)"

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today. She was a bitch."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None."

"Did you hear that they discontinued production on the upcoming Chevy Diode? They found it had trouble going in reverse"