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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because he was Trans-Chicken"
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"Why was the policeman sent to talk to a bunch of crows? Because someone said there was a ""murder""."
"How do you see countries neighboring Russia? Ukraine your neck."
"How do you make people lose faith in this sub? This."
"Wife: It's date night! Me: So, a movie, and... You still have that school uniform? W: Yes. *winks* M: Maybe you can get a student discount."
"Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs? Seriously I dont know....."
"Ur mum is so ugly That hello kitty said goodbye"
"Dad and son A son asks his father ""Why does my bum hurt"" while the father replies ""Because I love you son"""
"I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine's Day."
"Women should not be allowed to eat They always poop afterwards"