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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhe-saurus"
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"A bishop, a pastor and the pope walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common? They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online."
"I can't remember what age I am? Last time I checked I was 15, and that was 10 years ago!"
"Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears? The cue tip."
"United Airlines just tried to charge me $25 for the bags under my eyes."
"What did the knob say to the door? I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip"
"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back."
"Did you hear about the guy who fucked a sheep? Turns out he's bahhh-sexual"
"Emotional Wedding I went to a wedding last week. It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers. (Credit to pigoletto on the FUNNY subreddit)"