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Joke of the Day
"A 2 man plane crashes into a graveyard... so far they've found hundreds of bodies"
Next Joke
"us teens are tired of being murdered all the time in movies. why not make the next murder victim a chimp in a suit or a plant"
"One out of every ten people lives next to a pedophile... ...not me, I live next to two beautiful 8 year olds."
"Who was the best financier in the Bible? Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation."
"Ruin a hipster's day by telling them how commercial you think their favorite band has become."
"Hash browns not tags."
"Two Muffins are sitting in an oven One Muffin looks at the other and says: ""Boy, it sure is hot in here"" The other muffin turns and screams; ""Holy Crap! A talking Muffin!"""
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)"
"Kids today will never know the horror that would come from seeing a payphone start ringing suddenly in the middle of the night."
"What is the most abundant spice in Africa? Paprika."