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Joke of the Day
"I had a boner during a funeral. I call it the ""Mourning Wood""."
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"My Football coach got fired because he got accused on Pedophillia charges. But say what you want about the man, he could turn any young tight end into a wide receiver."
"Trainer: ""ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!?"" Me: ""tanning bed"""
"Countries.. We used to have empires ruled by emperors. We used to have kingdoms ruled by kings. Now we have countries."
"Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG? Because other stores are too mainSteam."
"My girlfriend keeps telling all her friends I'm racist.. typical lying Mexican."
"Why couldn't the founding fathers ever get a date? They were revolting"
"The inventor of the Heimlich maneuver has died at the age of 96. Ironically enough, everyone at his funeral was choking back tears."
"Found this in r/funny ""When I said to nuke the Chinese, I meant to put the takeout in the microwave!"""
"All that money and sleep was super annoying anyway. -lies parents tell themselves"