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Joke of the Day
"I had a boner during a funeral. I call it the ""Mourning Wood""."
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog."
"I have the Heart of a Lion.... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo..."
"Women that date guys with bad grammar are the goodest."
"What's better than winning gold in the special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"What did the left ass cheek say to the right ass cheek? Whose the asshole in the middle."
"WIFE: I think he's in a midlife crisis ""Why, did he buy a new car?"" WIFE: not yet [I pull up on a sleigh pulled by roughly 1000 raccoons]"
"What part of a heavy metal show involves bad jokes. Smosh pits."
"Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level."
"Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell? They weren't invented yet."