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Joke of the Day

"What's the funniest smelling thing on the earth? An anchovies cunt."

"What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? ...The holocaust"

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."

"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him you're a mile away and you have his shoes."

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was. Then it dawned on me."

"Pro Tip: Make sure you wear your Fitbit on your dominant hand so you get credit every time you lift an ice cream cone to your mouth."

"ok boss, i duck taped the hostage's mouth shut ""you mean duct taped, right?"" um... *cuts to hostage with live mallard stuffed in his mouth*"

"A Jew goes up a ladder. As he reaches the top a pound coin falls from his pocket. He climbed down to retrieve it and the coin hit him on the head."

"ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off"

"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree"