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Joke of the Day
"What's the funniest smelling thing on the earth? An anchovies cunt."
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"[finally rich enough to go to a tailor] ""How can I help you sir?"" One clothes please!"
"If you love something keep it in the refrigerator, keep it fresh, that thing you love is a lot like mayonnaise."
"What do you call a group of Indians? A Paki"
"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""
"My friend just told me he's opening up an underground water storage facility. Oh, three of them, actually. Well, well, well..."
"Me: My head hasn't been in the right place lately. GF: You might want to check up your ass."
"I told my dog to ""Lie."" He said ""Meow."" Now I don't know what to do."
"At the gun range I was at the gun range the other night with a friend. Friend: ""Aren't you going to wear ear protection while we're shooting?"" Me: ""Nah, my hearing's already shot."""
"Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account? Because he only had 12 followers."