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"A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab."
"[Serious] what are the serious impacts of drinking water just after you had had a wet dream?"
"[The Beatles writing Here Comes The Sun] Paul: so what should come after here comes the sun? [Ringo screams from bathroom]: Doo Doo, Doo Doo"
"Great move NASA, let's blast Will.I.Am's music into space. That will definitely let every alien nation know we are intelligent. Throw in some Beiber while your at it."
"<----- gave a man a heart attack by admitting he was right"
"What is a Polish person's favorite weapon? A Warsaw..."
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"
"My grandma keeps talking about her monthly checks, prescription drugs and how much she loves Miami. I think she's a rapper."
"There needs to be a third option because getting older or dying aren't working for me."