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Joke of the Day
"What do you call all of Trump's failed businesses arranged in a circle? Orange"
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"It's pretty sad that even in 2013 chameleons care so much about skin color."
"Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right? Eve: Uh yeah, totally"
"The dyslexic, agnostic Insomniac. He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog."
"Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? because nobody made sandwiches"
"What's long, black, and dangerous to cut? The line at KFC."
"I can't afford an electric toothbrush, so I just roll a baby hedgehog in some toothpaste and hold in it my mouth for 15 minutes."
"I remember when I discovered Santa Claus was just my dad I still don't know how he snuck out every year to deliver presents all over the world."
"Did you hear about the French guy who died after eating in a fish restaurant? It must have been food poissoning."
"I hate when I show up to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume."