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Joke of the Day

"What do you call all of Trump's failed businesses arranged in a circle? Orange"

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"What do you call a gay milkman? A dairy queen."
"What's the difference between a feminist and an archangel that dislikes Biblical prophets? One is a Dan-hating Mike. The other is a man-hating dyke. edit: spelling because of anal dykes"
"What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights? The Que Que Que."
"What do you call a loud group of Cowboys? A Reckon-ing."
"[Request] I need a cutesy pun related to couples/love and umbrellas/rain. Sort of like ""Eiffel for you"", or ""never leaf me"" if you know what I mean. But please nothing too long :)"
"What does Santa do to dragons? He ""sleighs"" them."
"Mariah Carey seems like the type to sing all she wants for Christmas is you, but when you don't get her anything she throws a huge hissy fit"