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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you be friends with a tampon? Because they are stuck up cunts."

"Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I'm now completely lost & 90 miles away from home."

"Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window? SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!"

"What do you call a one-eyed sailor? Pop-eye the sailor man!"

"A patron kicked out of a bar. Who is a drunk and belligerent Alex Trebek?"

"What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France? A chopper"

"Help I'm addicted to skin I can't stop wearing it!"

"Why can't Indians drive cars? It's impossible to reach the pedals whilst sitting Indian style"

"What did one gay box say to the other? ""Nice package..."""

"Accidentally took a women's multi vitamin and I've been trying to get dressed for the past 3 hours, but everything is making me look fat."