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Joke of the Day

"Paid $50 for a device that has a motion detector that emits a sound to scare off neighbor's cat....she's out there rubbing up against it now"

"Turns out there is no Easter today, they found the body."

"I was going to write a joke about feminism... But my husband wouldn't let me."

"What do you call the bad part of Italy? Spaghetto."

"I accidentally clicked on a ""You've won an iPhone""-popup. Luckliy it was only a virus."

"Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have..."

"What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma? This"

"when you post a tweet so good you have to do a bunch of push-ups & your mom bangs on your door & tells you to stop breathing so loud"

"Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian? Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had long since succumbed to Stockholm syndrome and was actively engaging with their captors."