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Joke of the Day
"Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep? Because they have two shifts!"
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"What did one ball say to the other? Who's the dick in the middle?"
"Come on CNN it's not a snow storm. It's Mega-Winterpocalypse Snowmageddon Def Con 4 KillStorm 2011. Get your facts straight."
"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""
"Job hunting tip: Leave the facial piercings at home. Hard to get hired when you look like you fell down a flight of stairs with a tackle box"
"Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office? He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer."
"what do you call a man wrapped in meat?"
"Not sure if this Adderall is working but I just made a pros and cons list about pros and cons lists."
"To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome"
"How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it's from."