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Joke of the Day
"I became friends with a Lovecraftian alien.... It was a Mi-Go."
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"What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof? You're hired"
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted."
"When people shorten words for no reason it makes me want to commit murds."
"What do you call a group of paralyzed hippies? Organic Vegetables."
"""I got it! Let's have a princess trapped by a gorilla who throws barrels at a plumber! Wow these drugs are great!"" - Donkey Kong creators"
"What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities."
"What if soy milk... ...is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?"
"out of all the lies ive told just kidding is my favorite. I don't get it?"
"Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date? Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough."