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Joke of the Day
"Goldfish are the only pets with the decency to die just as the novelty wears off."
Next Joke
"What does a sick deception eat? A bowl of Chicken noodle coupe"
"If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar."
"The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? You dont know, *coz you weren't there, man!*"
"*sees cute girl on sidewalk* nice *she makes eye contact* oh wow *she smiles* is this happening *she's holding a clipboard* god dammit"
"What do you call a Chinese guy with a large penis? Hung Kong."
"all pans are no-stick pans if you no-cook in them."
"What happened to the plant outside the math class window? It grew square roots."
"How do you blindfold a chinese person? Put floss over their eyes"