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Joke of the Day

"Which is heavier, a coin or a ship? Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!"

"A drunk driver gets pulled over by a cop The cop asks him ""how high are you?"" The drunk driver then says ""isn't it supposed to be hi, how are you?"""

"[at a bar] *sees hot chick check me out* *writes note on napkin and asks bartender to give to her* *she reads note* ""STOP STARING IT'S RUDE"""

"What do you call a religious owl? A bird of pray."

"The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth."

"*I gently close front door Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!"

"How does a Syrian family have a meal? The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards."

"What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it? Who are these iron-mouthed warriors?"

"Before I met my wife I was incomplete.. Now I'm finished."

"Yo mama is so fat that when she fell in love She broke it."