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Joke of the Day

"A neckbeard is talking to his friend about his trip to the doctor. He said they found a tumor, it's... M'lignant"

"My dick hangs off to the left a bit. I guess you could say that it's a tiny bit cockeyed."

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky"

"What's the best thing about fucking 93 year olds? NOTHING!!!"

"I just had my fence destroyed by a tornado, and I am asking for your help I heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting here."

"Spent 15 damn minutes looking for my phone in the car last night while using my phone as a light, yup that high.."

"Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane? He usually flies twice as high."

"People overlook Dracula's positive attributes. In his bat form, he eats mosquitoes and other unwanted backyard insects."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Irony Jokes Won't it be Irony to Die in a Living Room"