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Joke of the Day

"A cannibal ate a charismatic... He threw up his hands"

"What did the mouth say to the nose? Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait..."

"Before you go to sleep tonight, don't forget to sprinkle gluten around your bed to keep away the hipsters."

"So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway."

"What kind of operating system do horses use? None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter."

"But your honor, she used mild cheddar cheese to make nachos"

"What does cows say when they want someone to move? Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve..........."

"I thought I saw The Hamburglar on the street but it was just some other hamburglar"

"Mermaids and their boobs This one has always been a hit for me out in the field, in a goofy way. Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because their boobs are too big for B-shells!"

"Just found out Heinze Soup has gone bust Apparently it's been put into adminestrone."