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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the average white girl pass Math? Because she can't even."
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"My mom just told me she's been watching that ""Game of Thongs"" show. Gawd I hope she's just saying it wrong."
"I'm so hungry I could eat something healthy."
"The first rule of crossword club is (3,2,3,4,5,9,4)"
"Cac mau ong ho nu ep mang en su sang trong quy phai cho chi em ong ho nu 2015"
"[pulls into taco bell drive thru] Hi, I'd like enough tacos to forget 2016"
"HISTORICAL FACT: I moved to Miami too, but I didn't make such a big fucking deal about it."
"*Librarian walks in* You know what's great kids? You don't need wifi to read a book! *Kids boo* *Someone in the crowd yells ""NERD""*"
"What's a polar bear? A rectangular bear after a coördinate transform."
"9/11 jokes They're just too plane"