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Joke of the Day
"The first rule of crossword club is (3,2,3,4,5,9,4)"
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"What did the man with The World's Largest Penis say when he had to have his legs amputated ""Don't worry, I still have my third one."""
"what is an pirates fav element potassium because pirate doesnt want scurvy. it not argon k?"
"Looks like the Indian bakery nearby is going through some tough times... ... I've just heard they've fired all Naan-essential staff."
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers."
"I HATE PEOPLE!! but i love women"
"I'm terrified to death of someone stealing my identity and improving my credit"
"Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College? Because they were bard."
"Dinner at robots family Mum, dad and little robot. Little robot asks his mom - What we'll have for dinner today. Mom replies: SCREW."
"Just accidentally threw an 'xo' in a text to a dude. Guess I have to fuck him now."