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Joke of the Day
"What do you do to a dog that doesn't obey your commands? You kill it."
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"Did such a great job cutting down a tree yesterday The neighbours clapped as I took a bough"
"I can just about tolerate pens... ...but I have to say I draw a line with pencils."
"So a deer walks into a gay bar... Two hours and several drinks later, he walks out and says to himself, ""Wow. I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there..."""
"Tragic sewing accident kills woman and three children... Whoops, wrong thread."
"Read aloud and quickly: ""One smart feller, he felt smart"" Freudian slip?"
"people used to make fun of me in high school but who's making fun of me now?? that's right bud, thousands of strangers on the world wide web"
"I came 2nd in a Fidel Castro look-a-like competition.. close but no cigar"
"I kissed a girl in the club and she said, ""Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray."" ""You non-smokers have some funny habits,"" I replied."
"What do Subway and Chuck E Cheese's have in common? Shitty food."