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Joke of the Day
"Why was 56 scared? Because 28 8 1."
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"What time does a mechanic wake up? Oily!"
"I got sacked from my job at the Clock Factory. I just stood around making faces all day."
"*Throws all 900 baby items in garbage* *Buys Magic 8 Ball* *Whispers*, This is how we raise you now."
"What's the difference between three cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"One of the best feelings in the world is not having to set your alarm clock."
"Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!"
"What's the difference between modern-day men and modern-day women? If you give a man a lemon, he'll make lemonade. But if you give a woman a lemon, she'll find some way to accuse it of rape."
"Whenever I go to Subway, when they ask if I would like my sandwich toasted, I say yes & then I raise my cup of Coke & say, ""To my sandwich!"""
"I've got a friend whose nickname is ""Shagger"". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it"